Unlimited Part II

Mnsn gus2 natin sbhn na msya tau pr0 anumng plit ntin mging msaya hhnpin prin ntin ang 1 ta0 n ngppsya stin…
E1 q kung cn0 sau..
Skin kc..
“si Mr. Bean…”



3 lalake ngksala sa tribu.
CHIEF: Kyo dala tig 10 prutas na pare2ho tpos kyo balik.
Una bumalik c Juan me dala santol.
CHIEF: Psok mo lht santol pwet mo, pg ikw nangiwi o nangiti, patay ka.
Pnasok ni Juan una santol, nangiwi. Patay.
Sunod dumating c Pedro may dala ubas. Pang10 ubas na xa ng mpangiti. Patay.
Ngkta c Juan at Pedro sa langit.
JUAN: Buhay ka p sna Pedro, kung d ka nangiti sa pnghuling ubas. Bkt ka b kc nangiti?
PEDRO: Nkta q kc c Berto, may dala langka!


hAvinG s0mEoNe to remember is pLeaSiNg enOuGh to D hEarRt.. iT dOeSn’t mAtTer iF u remember Me OnCe in A wyl, wHat mAttErS iS.. We’Re FRNDS aT all tyms..


I hd a drim Lst nyt I was n d beach wokng..
I saw God..
caRRyng u, nd I askd:
LORD wats d problem?
He answrd:
My child, “NADALI KAN LAFAYETTE”


Kht nasan k kht wala k s paningin q
Kht aLa k s tbi q
Kht gano k kaLayo skn
Tandaan mo:
Hindi kta nkikita..


“anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes…”


Titser: Class, wat r d dfferent colors of banana?
Mark: Mam! brown mam!
Titser: tarantad0! My br0wn b n saging!
Mark: Tarantad0 karin! NILAGANG SAGING, bobo!


GOD makes life a little rocky…
Not to grind You into Dust…But…to polish You into a brilliant Gem!